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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Roses Are Red, Dina is Blue
With little to no explanation, Amber arrives at Melissa’s house with chicken soup of assorted food. Lots of hugs. Melissa’s aunt has died and Joe is very busy with work so she is struggling. Amber was...
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Jim Marchese on AfterBuzz: So Much Delusional Thinking!
Jim is very unhappy with how production is portraying him. Jim keeps saying he is the villain this year. As if he is going to have more years. Jim says that Bobby told them three hours before the party...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Guilt Trip
February 28th, Four Days Before the Plea Deal Of course we begin with a scene with Teresa, mother of the year, cooking with her adorable kids while wearing an apron that says please don’t send the...
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WWHL With Rosie Pierri, Kathy Wakile and Jaime Primak Sullivan
Andy went to Joan Rivers funeral today and it’s his first night back at WWHL so he is not that upbeat tonight. We start with clips from tonight’s show where Teresa makes the vasectomy comment about...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There Will Be Bloodwork
I’m not sure I can handle Jacqueline exploiting her kid and Amber’s cancer storyline ramping up all in one episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. UGH. We start with the Giudice family waking up...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Time For the Fake Jacqueline Scenes
If you recall, when reports of Jacqueline Laurita returning to RHONJ came out, I told you guys it absolutely didn’t happen on August 8th. My source explained that filming had long been completed and...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Gators and Pussy Boys
Last week’s RHONJ episode was one of my favorites. I loved the girls in Florida. Everything was light up until the last few minutes. Today? The shit hits the fan. The girls go to the alligator farm and...
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Teresa and Joe Interviewed for WWHL and Will Appear on Reunion Filming Sunday
Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint. Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Judgment Day
And just like that, RHONJ comes to an abrupt stop after only 12 episodes. This of course means that everyone gets about half the check for a normal season. What remains to be seen is whether or not...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part One
Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (Recap): A Whale-Sized Douche
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3
I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just …...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Shit We Didn’t See Part Three Thousand
Dear RHONJ, Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci! Love Tamara Tattles. Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me?...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Can A Leopard Change Her Spots?
It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Life to Envy
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’m not really sure what I would like to see on this show. I am not interested in Jacqueline at all. I am already tired of the “Joe...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of...
It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Swimming With The Gefilte Fishes
I literally had to force myself to wake up from my coma for this episode of RHONJ. I’m pretty sure it is not going to be worth missing any sleep over, but maybe they will surprised me. Dolores is...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Namaste Bitches!
Tonight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the girls go on a trip to a spa to celebrate Teresa’s first weekend without an ankle monitor. And I suppose we will hear several versions of the big fight...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: All Bets Are Off
After a long, long, long, day of blogging, I am going to pray that this last recap of the night is not as hard as RHOOC was, that episode was just terrifying. I am so glad Vicki and Tamra and everyone...
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